golf putter shapes

Check out these putter head shapes (was strolling round Harrods)! Some people in some sports R&D departments are having a lot of fun out there. When I get old I will take up all the things that I haven't had time to do now, like golf and breakdancing. When I do, I will get the most outrageously shaped putter I can. I would like to get one that is a laser etched from a block of solid iridium silhouette of myself in a breakdancing freeze pose, where the face of the putter is my crotch.